Wanted
Wanted:- 1 man, 'intelligent' version preferable but as rarely found will settle for 'non dribbling/slightly gormless'.
Must know the difference between,
up/down
ie:- Wet towels get picked up, loo seat goes down.
On/off
ie:- Condom goes on, socks come off.
Cooking ability a bonus. Please note nuking yesterdays pizza does not constitute cooking.
Must have muscular physique as 'bag carrier' will be a very prominent duty and in summer months will be performed shirtless, purely for hygiene reasons you understand...
Must be able to supply good quality confectionery to indulge chocolate requirements, muscular physique also necessary here for providing suitable surface to eat said chocolate off as getting hands messy simply wouldn't do.....
Gifts of jewelery would also be a nice touch although Pearl necklaces will be returned to sender.
lmao :P
About Me
- Evy
- Hi Im Evy, Im 31 years old. I like music, going out with mates and all the regular stuff :) I blog therefor I am.... I think haha or something like that lol These are all my own rambelings unless other wise stated :)
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